Sunday, August 21, 2005

warning: boring blog!!

I’m blogging from Dietrich’s Coffee. How cool is it that I can blog in public? I am working here to get away from such distractions at home. It is effective, I swear. Even though there is a television screen and lots happening around me I manage to stay relatively focused on my work. One save is the special green ipod. It prevents me from eves-dropping on conversations in the vicinity. I wonder if dialogues that I have are as annoying as the ones I hear in this place. I am going to go with “yes, if not more so”. Rebecca is here working as well, which could be considered a further distraction except she is working on the other side of the room. I only wander over to visit her occasionally. So if I am strong enough to fight all of these distractions then what am I doing blogging at Dietrich’s? Well, turns out I ran out of work to do am now just waiting for Rebecca to finish up so we can bounce. I already checked email and bloglines (which I really do not fully understand yet) so what is left but the blog?

Mason is working over there… Mason is ALWAYS here. I wonder if he can get the smell out of his clothes EVER. You know how your clothes and hair reek of coffee after an hour or so in the coffee shop? Well, he must have serious issues. I bet his entire apartment smells like a coffee shop. And I also wonder what percent of the dust mite excrement is from his skin cells? And I wonder what he does when there are no available seats. Do you think he just stands around and waits? Do you think others recognize that he is the Deitrich’s god and they get up, bow and escort him to their seat? Mason is not the only one I see EVERY TIME I COME HERE… there is her soulmate, reading the paper to my left who I hear from others is here when I am not here. Then there’s the guy that seems like he would be a cool person until that one girl comes over and talks to him and they have the most annoying conversations ever and he just always sounds like his words are formed simply to impress her. There is also a guy that was in my medical physiology class that is often here studying and I used to talk to him about physiology and now I just assume he forgot of my existence and so now I pretend he is a perfect stranger just like the others and he reciprocates. Jake is behind me and he always acts too cool to talk to me even though I always talk to him and annoy him for as long as I can manage. He rarely makes eye contact and is just simply bored with me. The mugs for sale these days are tragic. Usually they are cute and special and now they look like Austin Powers just vomited all over them. Gross. I am listening to the B-tracks and am surprised. He says something about wood dicks and making her come and other unassuming things and I did not know he was Irish until he said, “the tirtieth of December”. Did you?

Weird. I turned around and Mason was gone and now the guy who looks cool but isn’t is gone and Jake just hit me on the arm and waved goodbye and good thing Rebecca is here or I would feel like I was in a room full of strangers and this has to be the most boring blog ever so hopefully Rebecca finishes soon because I have nothing better to do and nothing better to say. If only someone else would update her blog so I would have something to read. Or too bad someone did not blog in English so I could read that one.

Currently I am addicted to Six-Feet Under. I have managed to finish season one in a couple weeks and will more than likely begin season 2 tonight. Glad I have all of the time in the world to waste.

“Why’d you sing hallelujah if it means nothing to ya? Why’d ya sing with me at all?”

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