jesse did it

Realizing it is Sunday morning, Lily was kind enough to let me sleep in a little bit.

Today I look like a south dakotan. I am a south dakotan but today I particularly look the part. I am wearing brown puma track pants IN PUBLIC and my harmless kitty t-shirt and pigtails with the green prana headband. [The "right" green; was it a hint?] Not to mention these days I am looking like the before picture of a clearasil commercial. The t-shirt reminds me of Bob Josephson. He often stopped me in the halls to inquire about my clothing choices. He said, "harmless kitty... what does it mean?" "I'm not sure but it sure is funny" "Yeah, it is really funny." Very serious conversations we have had. Regarding the Ramones shirt. "Ramones (Pronounced Ramonees). What are Ramones?" "A rock/punkish band of the 70s." "Oh, I should have known that." Of all the things I think Bob Josephson "should have known" the Ramones wouldn't have been anywhere near the top of that list.`



On my way to school I came across this tree whose branch was touching the ground. That branch has never touched the ground before.



A close up of the guilty branch. Now I'm thinking this is the fault of a big fat jesse and his little monkey friends. Branches don't just do that on their own. By tomorrow morning the chopping will begin and the branch will be no longer.

Also on the way to school I saw a group of about 25 people doing tai chi in aldrich park. This is a funny marial arts. I do not see how you could kick anyone's ass whilst moving in slow motion. When I first saw this group they looked like a sculture in a funny pose. It was sort of like watching the little hand of a clock move. If I kept checking back now and then their postions would change but their was little actually moving that I could see. Requires much patience.

The vegan cheetos finally came! I love whomever decided this was a good idea and I thank her for saying it and her for indirectly telling me she said it. These vegan cheetos, also known as "Tings" are fantastic and you don't have the fluorescent orange fingers after you eat them. I am pretty sure they taste a lot like cheetos but then again it has been many years since I have eaten them and maybe I forgot. Maybe I just want it so badly that they taste how I wish them to taste. Psychological or not, what does it matter? I'm a tinghead.

I'm the boss of Sundays.