on the phone

I called Mom today to find out some relative's addresses for my brother's future wife. I do not know why I am the middle man here... cleary I am not the BEST person to ask considering I keep in touch with nobody.

What's aunt Julie's last name?

Jacobs.

What is Barbara's address?

You'll have to wait until I get home so I can look in my address book.

Alright... call me later then.

Why do you need all of this information?

Because I am getting married.

What?

Because I am getting married.

You're getting married and you are just now telling me this!!?

What?

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

No... but Charlie is.

Oh! I almost had a heart attack right here in Macy's! Melissa! Why did you do that to me? Oh my god! Everyone is staring at me!

Okay, call me later... bye!