popcorn

Remember the night we had popcorn and usually you really like my homemade popcorn but this time you had mixed feelings. I know you liked it but you just do not want to admit it. Remember it smelled like sun tanning lotion because I used coconut oil? The same coconut oil I use to make my greasy sun tanning lotion? Remember you were kind of weired out by that smell? Well, I popped it again in the same oil but this time I used less. I was sure it would not come out very well because it would be lacking the grease. Well, remember when we were kids and when we went to the movies the popcorn was actually good? Well, that is because they used coconut oil. They used this oil until folks began to complain that it was too unhealthy [idiots!] and then they switched to this partially hydrogenated crap that is WAY better for you. Uh huh. That is how my popcorn tasted that night. The night I tried again. It tasted like the popcorn in the movies when I was a kid. Not like sun-tanning lotion. I will not argue that it was good for me... especially after I ate an entire huge bowl full.

Would you like to try again?