It is the first time I have shopped there without everyone being fat. I know that is such a horrible thing to say but I am just being honest here. How much weight will I gain now that I have a 26 pound bag of flour to match my 25 pound bag of rice and my 12 pound of pasta. Pasta, pancakes, bread, rice... love those cheap carbs!! I love that everything is so huge.
It is the first time I have ever know a soundtrack really well before seeing the movie. I think it changed something though I cannot say what. Every time a song came on I was really excited and thought, oh yeah, this song. Now I am not sure if next time I listen to it I will think about that special road trip or just the usual walk to or from work.
It is the first time we all ate pancakes together and it made eating pancakes much more fun. It is the one thing I can offer, so if anyone ever wants pancakes please send them my way.
It is the first time I tried to match all of the tupperware with the appropriate lids. I am in disbelief about how many lids we have with no containers and how many containers we have that are forever without lids. I cannot yet bring myself to throw anything away. It is like all of those oddball socks just waiting for their mates.
It is the first time I ever hung out with him without her and it wasn't that weird. I wonder if my mom would have thought it strange. Last night she called and asked if I had company.
It is the first time I have ever know a soundtrack really well before seeing the movie. I think it changed something though I cannot say what. Every time a song came on I was really excited and thought, oh yeah, this song. Now I am not sure if next time I listen to it I will think about that special road trip or just the usual walk to or from work.
It is the first time we all ate pancakes together and it made eating pancakes much more fun. It is the one thing I can offer, so if anyone ever wants pancakes please send them my way.
It is the first time I tried to match all of the tupperware with the appropriate lids. I am in disbelief about how many lids we have with no containers and how many containers we have that are forever without lids. I cannot yet bring myself to throw anything away. It is like all of those oddball socks just waiting for their mates.
It is the first time I ever hung out with him without her and it wasn't that weird. I wonder if my mom would have thought it strange. Last night she called and asked if I had company.
I said, "Lori Jean's boyfriend is here."
"WHY!?"
"Um, because he is."
"Oh, Lori Jean is your roommate."
"Yeah."
"Well, is SHE there?"
"Yes."
"Oh, okay."
Geez, what kind of whore does she think I am?
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I am sure he already watched that crappy movie without you.
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