feathers for felines

I do not know what I expected her to do. I did not actually consider her reaction, I just bought it because theoretically it seemed like a good idea. A movie for cats. She is home alone all day, surely she must get bored. If it were me I know I would like to have a movie to watch. Have you met my cat? She's not going to sit in front of the television and bat at larger than life birds and squirrels. She might occasionally turn back an ear at a high pitched squeel but she will NOT show interest. She will mock me. The movie is playing... I try to get her to focus on the television [a real piece of crap video], and she turns her head nonchalantly to give it a glance then looks back at me, sitting in her holier-than-thou pose and thinks, "are you fucking serious? did you really pay money for this thing? don't you think I might find it more interesting to go sit out on the balcony LIKE I DO EVERY DAY and look at real birds?" Yes, I can read my cat's mind... it is written all over her smug face. OKAY SO THE MOVIE SUCKS!!! Bad idea, BAD!