Before:
Spend all day at the pool and don't shower.
Cook pasta with a entire head of garlic and one onion.
Look like shit.
During:
Tell people your favorite wine is the one people brought as a joke.
Don't eat the cake that the Australian made from scratch from a recipe passed down 5 generations.
Ask the business guy if he knows Tom from MySpace.
Criticize the guy who drives the muscle car for being unkind to the environment.
Yes, yes... I WAS the hit of the party.
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miss you!
(ahhh the pool)
yes, but you see, at least you go to the parties...:0)
you didn't mention the garlic when you were telling me about this yesterday. yes, at least you go to parties.
and i always thought "look like shit" was a downside. all along i have been okay. wow.
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