1. carrying an umbrella
2. wearing jeans with no back pockets
3. carrying a coach wallet
4. being accused of anything - whether guilty or not
5. being over dressed
6. eating a veggie burger in public
7. saying my name to the workers at starbucks
8. returning things
9. calling people
10. asking for favors
11. taking too long at the copy machine or ATM
12. wearing gym shoes with jeans
13. giving people things way too late
14. telling someone in the aisle that I have the window seat
15. talking to strangers
16. saying someone's name and not being heard
17. the volume of my classroom
18. my hands
19. my voice
20. wearing makeup
21. too much attention
22. being late
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29. walking across a large intersection with all four directions of traffic waiting for me.
30. approaching the check-in kiosk at the airport.
31. taking my bags off the carousel at the airport.
32. having to use the overhead compartment on airplanes.
33. Falling in front of my advisor, for no apparent reason, after a minute of standing perfectly fine while leaning on a table.
34. Answering "half" when asked what would two squared give me.
35. Walking into a physiology seminar for GRADUATE students, and freaking out because I think something weird has happened to my insect, just to find out that it is a normal physiological event called "molting".
36. Having to talk my mom out of a fight with a tour guide because he didn't allow some other, random person, to go to the bathroom before the tour had ended and then her yelling at me for not wanting to fight him as well.
37. all of my decisions
37. Compliments
38. Going out to eat and realizing there is nothing I can eat on the menu.
39. Paper and grant rejections
40. Getting caught browsing the web by my advisor.
41. fighting with my siblings since we are grown up
42. fighting with my parents since I am supposed to be a grown up.
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jeans with no back pockets are a total no no.
renting a car and being given a sports car
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